what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
"no homo," i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
why the fuck are so many people tagging this as sherlock