i was checking out who was on my blog and
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
i have been informed that this is hawaii
Fuck your house.
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I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
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"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant."
- (THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ) (via intensional)
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"Student Caught With Notes During Final; Found not to be Cheating, but Studying for Next Exam"
The John Hopkin Newletter, May 9, 2014 (via paradoxical-dreams)
#the real-life plausibility of this is terrifying
(Source: nottodaymrweasley, via pizza)
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator